I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
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I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
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We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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