We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.