I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
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