i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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