Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.