i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
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I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
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Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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