I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I had to cum in my sink.
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
