i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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