Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
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