She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
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we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
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We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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