Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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