Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
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he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
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"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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