he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
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we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Stuck it in his pooper.