You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
god, I love you
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