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  I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.

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• HI! Billy Mayes here... in your vagina

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:23pm

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• Jeff loves cock. -Jeff's Uncle

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:28pm

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• HI, BILLY MAYS HERE, IM GOING TO FLIP YOU OVER AND HIT IT DOGGIE STYLE.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:58pm

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• "act know and i'll thrown in a FREE RIDE HOME!!!"

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:33pm

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• "Billy Mays here with an awesome new condom."

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:53pm

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• IT LOOKS LIKE YOU LOVE CHIPOLTE! TRY CHIPOLTAWAY, TO LEAVE YOUR UNDERWEAR CLEAN AS NEW!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:11pm

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• you people are the cancer that is killing tfln

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:34pm

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• This app has gone to shit because of you assholes. Fuck off retards.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:22pm

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• You're the worst Grammar Nazi. It's technically, "It's Mays, bitch"

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:20pm

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• jeff you always help me when i dont quite understand thank you.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:28pm

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• That is awsome! Another thing to add to my list of things to do in my lifetime...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 2:28pm

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• He's dead, not funny.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:01am

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• Just cause you don't think it's funny doesn't mean others don't think it's funny. So stfu and get over it.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:46pm

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• That's funny but you guys gotta respect the man. No more jokes about people who passed on...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 5:49am

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• HI, BILLY MAYS HERE, AND IM CUMMING!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 10:26pm

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• You guys are suck polesmokers. Joker, go eat a dick. Jeff, go kill yourself.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:29pm

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• I also had sex with billy mayes on halloween....it was fantastic

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:28pm

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• Billy mays here, and do I have an offer for you! If you suck my cock you will not only get one, BUT 2 STD'S FREE! You only pay shipping! And we'll also throw in a bottle of our new and improved oxyclean to help get those tough, hard to get stains out!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 10:52pm

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• I know these people!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 12:21am

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• Has anyone seen the south park episode with billy mayes' ghost? Hahaha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:31pm

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• see, you can always tell when the authentic you is posting... you fake... thats right i said it.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:38pm

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• G Vegasssss Halloween! Too bad this text IS true. I know the dude.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 2:59pm

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• Did BIlly mayes get it on w Gaga??

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:59pm

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• Who would say bad night to this? Seriously. That's so funny and awesome.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 4:50am

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• Love it and I'm from that area code which makes this that much better!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:44pm

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• BILLY MAYS IS DEAD, YOU RETARDS.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:05pm

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• omg. was his real name jesse?!!!!!! 252.. just seems to fit.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 3:09pm

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• aww don't get your panties all in a bunch

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 1:29am

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• You filthy bag of cum.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:27pm

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• Charles Rutherford once saw Billy Mayes sucking dick for a bottle of two-buck chuck

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:31pm

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• Billy Mays would never want some whore who can't spell his name. He was better than that.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 3:25pm

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• how many lines of coke did you do together?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 1:44am

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• I hope this was Sondag!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:29pm

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• why do I feel like I know who was dressed up as Billy Mayes... 252 is too small...

  Submitted by MichaelSDK on Jul 25, 10 at 3:09pm

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• @ 3:09, If it was Jesse, I know him, too... and could totally see him going as Billy Mays!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 3:41pm

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• You asshole He's dead

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:57am

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• Gotta love Greenville, NC! ECU Halloween for the win!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 11:26am

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• ...was he short and have a white eyelash?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 2:08am

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• So did I! Just didn't stay in character, but I'm ok with that!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:47pm

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• Oh I get it! It's funny because you didn't have sex with the real Billy Mays but with someone dressed as Billy Mays and he acted like him during the whole sexual act! -Jeff

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:25pm

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• I don't care if it's fake. It's still EPIC.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:53pm

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• Hmm. This was definitely a PostSecret just like this earlier today.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:32pm

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• Tfln doesn't suck 7:52, you do.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:00pm

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• "ah, that was nice.. HERE'S HOW TO ORDER!"

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 2:50am

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• Lol Tfln does not suck! It's gets better everyday! Jeff and the joker should totally keep posting!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:06pm

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• 7:52PM That's because you have never been to college and/or have morals. You need to work on that.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:58am

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• Actually, your right. But whats it matter?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:42pm

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• Sooooo... He died of a heart attack at the end?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 2:13am

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• That is how we do it in G-Vegas! I'm quite proud! Kudos on the entertaining lay!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 2:46am

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• See, you can always tell when the authentic Jeff is posting.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:35pm

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• But wait there's more cumming up

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 5:10pm

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• YOUR AREA CODE IS NOT 252!!! ITS 250!! DON'T LIE, EVERYONE KNOWS!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 1:28am

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• oh i get it! jeff you're not funny and you should stop posting stupid shit!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:11pm

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• Please sit and rotate

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:06am

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• I hope Jeff gets sham wowd like that hooker-cj

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:43am

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• I also had sex with billy mayes on halloween....it was fantastic

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:28pm

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• this is only funny cuz he died.....lol

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:25am

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• HI BILLY MAYES HERE, TAKE IT IN THE BUTT. ARE YOU SICK OF NOT GETTING ENOUGH PLEASURE? TRY MY FAT COCK IN YOUR VAGINA

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 12:52am

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• did he try to sell you chipotle away for the stains he was leaving in your underpants?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 3:32am

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• I'm enjoying this blowjob

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:22pm

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• Shutup 549. Play on playa.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 7:41am

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• Uhhh...Billy is dead...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:18pm

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• Hey who is Billy mayes?????????

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:21pm

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• If you cum now in the first ten mins....you'll get two for the price of one!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 14, 09 at 2:43am

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• He was all jacked up on the good shit!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 2:57am

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• YES. this is a win for A-Town

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:22pm

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• you retards thinking it was the real billy mayes make me laugh

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 2:54am

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• i got followed around by a billy mayes all night. :(

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 1:16am

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• There was someone dressed up as Billy Mayes last night at FreakNight in Seattle. Did you mean 253, cause 252 is pretttty close. Ha. That's pretty amazing though.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:31am

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• In soviet Russia... Billy mayes has sex with u...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 2:06pm

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• You mean he just laid there..lifeless?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:25am

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• haha, I had sex with Billie from the new CBS show Accidently on Purpose, she stayed in character all night but I wasn't into the pregnant aspect of the costume.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 4:25pm

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• im having a hard time believing this text..tfln is starting to suck

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:52pm

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• Why was he talking in the first place dumbass this is def fake (even tho he's dead now)

  Submitted by abc101 on May 23, 10 at 8:29am

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• You guys either have shit for brains or your just trying to be annoying.... It's fucken obvious that it was someone dressed as Billy mayes

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:14pm

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• @ 1:28---ever think there was MORE THAN ONE Billy Mays around? Or does thar hurt your tiny little brain too much?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 11:30am

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• Too soon...

  Submitted by NotAnnonomus on Aug 27, 10 at 3:42am

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• Fake, yes. Funny as hell, also yes. \n\nHI, BILLY MAYS HERE, BRINING YOU A FANTASTIC OFFER ON HOT DICKINGS.

  Submitted by Failmuffin on Jan 5, 11 at 9:59pm

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• that post is definitely from new bern NC

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 2:09pm

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• He is dead ur in to necrophilia

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 10:08pm

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• @4:25pm You had sex with Alyssa Milano?

  Submitted by norymarshall28 on Apr 14, 11 at 11:50pm

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• Billy mayes is dead assfuck.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 12:26am

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• I was first hehehe I'm gettin a bj right now

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 7:19pm

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• JEFF I LOVE YOU i love dry humor i mean..i hope youre doing that ironically

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 8:40pm

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• Atta boy, way to hold it together for the sake of the costume.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 9, 10 at 9:29am

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• Shut up

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 9:33pm

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• Haaaaaahahaha everyone getting pissed should instead find a sense of humor

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:08am

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• He's dead

  Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 31, 11 at 8:21pm

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• fake!

  Submitted by spellman24 on Feb 13, 11 at 9:12am

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• wish i was cool enough to fuck a dead guy!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 11:49pm

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• Billy Mayes here with a fantastic new product my dick!

  Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 10 at 10:38pm

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• no, you didn't.

  Submitted by toodrunktofxck on May 21, 12 at 6:56pm

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• Jeff ur really fucking annoying get a life

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:00pm

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• You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

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