All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
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its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
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They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.