I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.