He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?