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Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
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