I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I just want to make out with him forever
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever