I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.