Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away