He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1