We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
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I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
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I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???