We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???