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She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students

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(907): She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students http://tfl.nu/c30c

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Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.

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(907): Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina. http://tfl.nu/7bx7

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I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing

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(907): I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing http://tfl.nu/5qyn

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I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.

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(907): I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream. http://tfl.nu/8o4c

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It's a journey

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And the destination is his penis?

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Precisely.

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(907): It's a journey (1-907): And the destination is his penis? (907): Precisely. http://tfl.nu/ln5a

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Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof

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(907): Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof http://tfl.nu/yowz

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You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.

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That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.

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(907): You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools. (1-907): That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day. http://tfl.nu/rl6v

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according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.

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(907): according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it. http://tfl.nu/rmyb

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You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.

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(907): You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug. http://tfl.nu/t259

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Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador

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(907): Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador http://tfl.nu/015q

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ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING

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(907): ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING http://tfl.nu/zq26

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I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead

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(907): I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead http://tfl.nu/kczi

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I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.

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(907): I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes. http://tfl.nu/mxr7

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There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.

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I wholeheartedly concur

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(907): There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail. (307): I wholeheartedly concur http://tfl.nu/eyej

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That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece

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(907): That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece http://tfl.nu/9o1k

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