Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
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u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
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Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.