After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
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Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
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You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.