Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
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I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
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FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.