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I love you more with every blowjob.

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You should write for Hallmark.

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(202): I love you more with every blowjob. (1-202): You should write for Hallmark. http://tfl.nu/2s1x

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She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.

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(202): She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums. http://tfl.nu/4fck

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Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...

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(202): Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395... http://tfl.nu/2tco

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Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.

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(202): Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked. http://tfl.nu/s7s6

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is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU

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(202): is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU http://tfl.nu/sbbn

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Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.

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(202): Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out. http://tfl.nu/88jd

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In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.

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(202): In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American. http://tfl.nu/gnds

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he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling

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(202): he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling http://tfl.nu/aha0

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I'm wearing red that night.

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Noted, what shade?

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Whore.

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(202): I'm wearing red that night. (301): Noted, what shade? (202): Whore. http://tfl.nu/7182

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There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.

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(202): There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again. http://tfl.nu/5erg

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he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.

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(202): he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever. http://tfl.nu/t5e0

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Vodka shot parachutes

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Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room

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(202): Vodka shot parachutes (265): Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room http://tfl.nu/h39d

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I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.

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(202): I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure. http://tfl.nu/68x5

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He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.

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(202): He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster. http://tfl.nu/s5i4

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All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"

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(202): All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad" http://tfl.nu/wm4r

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