I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
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My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
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So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.