Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.