can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me