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Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
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