I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
You've changed since you got that strap on
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I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call