I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
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He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
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Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.