I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD