Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
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Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
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30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.