singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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