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I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
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