so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous