Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
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But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
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This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque