I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
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Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
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I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.