I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I bet he comes in French.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
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Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
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If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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