i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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