third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
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Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
15 Things You’ll Miss About College – and 7 Things You Definitely Won’t
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
There is a Children’s Book About Donald Trump’s Hair, and it’s as Weird as You’d Expect It to Be