Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
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I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I'm really busy with my period
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..