He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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