Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Bring vodka when you get back from court.