I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
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security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
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I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'