my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.