As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
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This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Farmville is her only friend.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
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But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...