Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Farmville is her only friend.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again