I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
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This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Farmville is her only friend.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
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Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...