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Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..

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My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"

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I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut

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Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."

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No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.

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The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single

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Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.

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Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms

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