I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
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I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
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just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.