you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
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You just made me feel so damn special
The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.