Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
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I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
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he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
You just made me feel so damn special
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good